There is no substitute for these cookies. Theyll make you think of your grandma, the ranch, being a kid, falling off your bike.

IMG_1499Whatever it is, theyll make you feel good and youll eat more than you should.

Ladies and gentlemen, honourable judges and fellow cookie eaters, may I present to you my very favourite cookie recipe of all time: Chocolate Chip Motherfuckin Oatmeal Cookies.

This recipe works well, if not better, when doubled.



Chocolate Chip Oatmeal Cookies

1 c butter

1 c brown sug

1/2 sug

2 eggs

2 Tbsp Milk

2 tsp vanilla

1 3/4 flour

1 tsp baking soda

1/2 tsp salt

 2 1/2 quick oats (or half quick oat and half old fashioned)

1 c choc chips

Preheat oven to 375 degrees.

Prepare cookie sheets with parchment paper.

In a large mixing bowl cream together butter and sugar.  Beat in eggs one at a time and then vanilla and milk.  In a separate bowl mix together dry ingredients and add to butter mixture.  Mix until just combined and fold in chocolate chips. Drop by the spoonful onto the baking sheets.

Bake for 10-12 minutes, switching from the top to bottom racks halfway through cooking to ensure even baking. Remove from oven when still soft to the touch in the middle. Cool on wire racks.



Here is an old video of me drinking beer and making these cookies at the end of a long season in the Yukon. And, no, I dont have a lisp, the old camera just couldnt handle Ss.